Thursday, November 04, 2004

از آنجايي که ما الان حدود يک ماه است که در ظل توجهات حضرت ولايت قبيح و سايه لنگه کفش مبارک نماينده ايشان در امور فيلتريه و بنديه و بستيه قرار گرفته ايم، و با توجه به کمبود گازوئيل جهت سوخت موتور اينترنتمون اين توفيق اجباري نصيب خواهران و برادران ايماني شده که براي مدتي نامعلوم از شر لاطاعلات و اراجيف ما راحت شده و اوقات شريف خود را در ديگر بخشهاي شبکه استکباريه عنکبوتيه مصروف بدارند. فلذا با دلي آرام و قلبي مطمئن از خدمت خواهران و برادران مرخصي ساعتي گرفته و سعي مبرور مبذول مي نماييم که در اين مدت هر وقت گذرمون اين ورا افتاد عجالتا يه کارت بزنيم! ولي خداوکيلي من موندم اين بر و بچه هاي داخل ايران دلشون به چي چي اين اينترنت خوشه و چطوري اين وبلاگهاي رنگ وارنگ رو درست مي کنن؟ ما که بريديم... هفته اولي که از کانادا اومدم ايران رفتم يه کارت اينترنت مثلا گرون و پرسرعت خريدم. ولي تا وصل شدم و وارد داشبورد بلاگ اسپات شدم ديدم به جاي وبلاگ خودم وبلاگ يه باباي ديگه رو نشون مي ده! اولش فکر کردم اشتباه شده و دوباره يوزر نيم و پسووردمو وارد کردم. ولي اين بار يه وبلاگ ديگه رو نشون مي داد! خلاصه هفشده باري امتحان کردم ديدم نخير درست بشو نيست و هر باري داشبورد يه وبلاگ ديگه رو نشون مي ده. بعدش از يکي از دوستان توي کانادا خواهش کردم وارد داشبورد من بشه ببينه چي مي بينه که ديديم درسته. فهميدم که اين از کرامات شيخ اينترنت ماست که در کار بلاگ اسپات اخلال ايجاد کنن. بعدش خواستم از دانشگاه وارد شم که ديدم حضرت ادمين کل آدرسهاي منتهي به بلاگ اسپات و پرشين بلاگ رو بستن! چندتا سرور ديگه رو هم امتحان کردم و نهايتا تصميم گرفتم عطاي وبلاگ نويسي از ايران رو به لقاش ببخشم. با اين حال اگه شانسي تونستم وقتي و سروري پيدا کنم -مثل حالا که دارم اينا رو مي نويسم- خدمت خواهم رسيد. دعاي ويژه شب بيست و يکم ماه رمضان: خدايا شر ولايت فقيه رو از سر مردم ايران کم کم کم نفرما!!!
چند واقعيت نسبتا جالب:

Did You Know Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history:
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.
Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years
All polar bears are left handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.